“I want out of the labels. I don’t want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, some place to be that’s not on the map. A real adventure. A sphinx. A mystery. A blank. Unknown.” j. star
Cheating Man’s Dictionary
Condom- (n) cock sock, a rubber, or more professionally; a barrier device used during intercourse, not with your wife, to insure your sperm will not meet with a meaningless fling’s egg and create a problem that would out your affair to your dumb ass wife.
Cheating Man’s Dictionary
Fuck- (v) to have sex, get railed, roll in the hay, to screw, have a go at it, to hit it so hard you have beads of sweat dripping from the crack of your ass, to fucking eff. It is an emotionless, momentary exit from the reality of your controlling, miserable, monotonous marriage. Your John Thomas gains a meaningless happy ending from some no strings attached affair.
Cheating Man’s Dictionary
Deny- (v) to reject, make excuses for, to brush off and change the subject, to flat out say no. Telling a “rando” girl your wife doesn’t pay attention to you, gaining much needed empathy and sympathy, getting her to give you a pity suck that quickly turns into an even more pity driven fuck.
Cheating Man’s Dictionary
Fabricate- (v) to lie, to distort the facts, to fib, to intentionally leave out vitally important information, to plain make shit up. It’s your only hope for a happy marriage, leaving your wife at home with the kids to go get “that” gallon of milk. Really you are heading to the local motel to fuck the brains out of the Publix cahier you met last weekend when you were grocery shopping with your wife. You return home with a warm carton of milk.
I may never be happy, but tonight I am content. At times like this I’d call myself a fool to ask for more.
— Sylvia Plath
